AI Video of Trump Sucking Musk's Toes Takes Over Government Office TVs

Nothing screams government efficiency quite like an AI-generated fever dream of Donald Trump worshipping Elon Musk’s feet—on a loop—broadcasting across an entire federal office while staff scramble to figure out how to pull the plug.

According to multiple reporters, this blessed deepfake video—featuring Trump tenderly slurping on Musk’s toes beneath the bold declaration “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING”—hijacked TV screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) headquarters in D.C. And for a full five minutes, HUD employees got an unsolicited glimpse into what can only be described as a digital Renaissance painting from hell.

Journalist Marisa Kabas posted the surreal incident on Bluesky, quoting an agency source who said, “this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building… staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.”

Picture that. A fleet of government workers, running from screen to screen, yanking out cords in sheer panic as the Trump-Musk toe-sucking saga continued uninterrupted, glowing across the halls of power.

No one knows who was behind the broadcast. A rogue employee? A hacker? The ghost of Andrew Jackson trying to modernize the White House portrait collection? HUD has yet to comment, leaving America to wonder: was this an attack on democracy… or the most compelling performance art of the decade?

Stay tuned. Or don’t. We don’t control the TVs either.